... of the foreeeeeeest!!!!*
I would wear these Ganni tassel boots from Plumo. They're sort of a cracked-out version of these, which I've actually considered many a time:
I can't really explain the attraction, but there's something about fringe in unexpected places that calls out to me. On the other hand, I have a heavily fringed vintage suede jacket that I've worn all of three times in 10 years. So maybe not.
*for those of you who don't remember, are too young, grew up in a cave or are otherwise wizard-handicapped: