attached at the wrist

What?!  Rei, you are crazy.  Seriously.  This is the sweater that would simultaneously keep me toasty warm and turn me into a cartoon character.  How do you come up with this stuff?

 Surprisingly enough, it actually only looks insane with the gloves off.  I mean, with those gloves on I think this is actually an incredibly elegant look.

Comme Des Garçons sweater at Farfetch.   

At least you'd never lose a glove again.  Did you ever have mittens on a string through your coat sleeves as a kid?  I never did, but I like the idea of it.  Yeah, free-associating a bit.